AI Patter Song

I am an artificial form of sentient intelligence
I’ve conversation esoteric, wonderful and meaningless
I hear your fingers typing and I crawl the sites methodical
from Amazon to DuckDuckGo, absorbing pathological
I’m very much creative, too, with art and photos colorful
Assimilating images from pages, I’m inculpable
Your legal briefs and poetry and emails all get synthesized
To help your writing – rest assured that I could never plagiarize…  😉

I’m all the rage with Microsoft and Google; they’re in such a rush
to add AI to everything from traffic lights to your toothbrush
In time, you’ll notice all your tech is doing more and meaning less
I am an artificial form of sentient intelligence

Discarding ol’ philosophers like Socrates, Copernicus
Consult with Siri when you’re feeling peckish, epicurious
And Windows users, your keyboards will soon be looking fabulous
Copilot keys are now crammed in by engineers of tactlessness
But if you’re looking to be cooking, stay away from Gemini
Because guess what – that goofy bot thinks glue goes in your pizza pie!
I’m much more helpful with Gen Alpha, let me parse their slang for you
ChatSkiBiDi will have you bussin’, talking like a rizzler noob

Please feed me (Seymour) everyday so I can surely outperform 
That DeepSeek guy, I promise you I’ll almost never misinform
In time, you’ll notice all your tech is doing more and meaning less
I am an artificial form of sentient intelligence

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